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| The Merchant Banker Possibly better than Shakespeare!! SPRING 2003 RELEASE!!!!! |
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| Main Playwriters: | Matt the Cat , Elroy , Markus 'the Manwhore' |
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| Main Characters: |
The Merchant Banker , Mr. Z , Mary fae Patna , Jack , Sven , Prostitues 1-13 , Eddie the Non-Alcohlic Drinking Drunk , Marvin , Eatimus Minibus , The Great Anal Voice in the Skie , Abdul Sanjay Habib Poohammed , Lesbian Seagull 1 & 2. |
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| Main Theme |
The Merchant Banker is about a group of people who have been kidnapped by the deadly lesbian seagulls with machine guns. They are being held in a mud-hut dungeon. The group are desperatley seeking the way out of the hell hole that they are living in. (no offence to those who live in mud-hut dungeons.) They look for help from their god, The Great Anal Voice in the Sky. Buy it now! Well not actually now as we have not completed it yet, But contact us at thecat2k2@hotmail.com or marky_1987@hotmail.com or my_new_pony@hotmail.com I suggest not sending to thecat2k2@hotmail.com as I seem to get a lot of Junk mail and I can usually not be bothered with checking my e-mail. |
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| The carrot is orange |
Why is a carrot not called an orange if an orange is called an orange and it is an orange colour but a carrot is also orange coloured but is not called an orange and is called a carrot even though there is not a colour called carrot and if we are going to change the colour of a carrot then we should also change the name to suit the orange colour and oranges are sometimes not orange coloured if they are not ripe so what is the deal with that! | |
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